Breaking News: This just in–Stephen Hawking’s new book actually wrote itself! Then it was published and promoted by a process of undirected natural selection.
Hawking’s New Book
Published
Breaking News: This just in–Stephen Hawking’s new book actually wrote itself! Then it was published and promoted by a process of undirected natural selection.
Walk of Faith - Dave Bunnell 
Those knuckle-dragging atheists seem not to even believe me that his book could have written itself. What ignorant fanatics! Next thing you know they’ll be claiming he wrote the book himself and that it didn’t even take him billions of years to do it.
Update: Richard Dawkins just carbon-dated the pages of Hawking’s first draft and determined that the manuscript is 4,950 years old.