Atheists today, lacking a god, often like to worship Richard Dawkins. (In the sense that they take his words as truth and accept them with the blindest of faiths.) Take a look at what that guy believes. Hard to believe he can even manage to dress himself, walk, and talk.
The god atheists worship
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Walk of Faith - Dave Bunnell 
“Atheists today, lacking a god, often like to worship Richard Dawkins.”
No we don’t.
Keep trying, though. I’m sure you’ll get something right about atheists eventually.
As readers can see, some atheists have as much trouble seeing hyperbole as they do seeing the God that is just as obvious.